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The World Through My EyesTagline? Whats a Tagline? OH !! This Is A Tag Line ... DUH! March 07 I think your the father of one of my kids.....A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No idiot, I'm your son's math teacher." meh... thought it was a cute story. March 06 Justifiable HomicideSarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" August 30 So You Think Gas Is Expensive???You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive? Makes one think, and puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........$10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...... $ 9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ............. $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ....... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ......... $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .........$123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ............... $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ................ $84.48 per gallon this is the REAL KICKER...... Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 ........ $21.19 per gallon. $21.19 FOR WATER! .and the buyers don't even know the source. But then again Evian spelled backwards is naïve. So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!! Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump. :) August 13 Little Known FactsFUNNY FACTS:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) :) August 01 How smart Is Your Right Foot??July 27 AlcoholIm not really a drinker myself ... actually im the kinda gal that would get drunk by sniffing the bottle cap. BUT for those of you that do enjoy the occasional ( or frequent ) Brewski .. Im sure you'll appreciate these...
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink July 23 WeeeeeeeellWell I've up and quit my full blast excersise regime. Turns out the reason Ive been feeling so porky lately is..... you guessed it ... PREGNANT YIPPIE. Im 6 Weeks and 2 days as of today. Im so excited!! This will be baby number 4 !!SO for now the full blast excersise routine is on hold and I'm dusting off the Kathy Smith Pregnancy workout for the last time. I've been feeling unbelievably sick so far ... so maybe even that will have to wait till the sickness subsides. I have the feeling that I'm having another little girl. I was REALLY sick with my last daughter and not at all sick with either of my boys. SO wish me luck ... LOL I think Im gonna need it.
Why?WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display! , and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....." July 02 Canada DaySo Canada day has come and gone... and Im now deaf due to the unbelievable loudness of the 45 min fireworks show that was held at Budmiller Park this past evening. I tried to get a few pictures of the unbelievable show BUT my camera started blinking " low battery " and all i got were two crappy photos of fireworks that had already burnt out. Which really is a shame because they Canada Day Committee REEEEEEEEEALLY outdid themselves this year. IT WAS AWESOME. Best year yet in my opinion!! June 21 One Reason To Be Thankful For Being Born In CanadaSince 1995 over 15 million babys have been sentenced to death in Chinese orphanages. Their only crime being born a girl. 9 out of 10 babys will be dead within one year of arriving at the orphanage. This is a direct result of china's one child policy. Familys prefer to have a boy. If a girl is born shes frequently drowened, suffocated or left in markets. " The Dying Rooms " was an undercover journey to expose the tragedy and inhumanity of the life and death in Chinas state orphanages. Mei-ming has lain this way for 10 days now: tied up in urine-soaked blankets, scabs of dried mucus growing across her eyes, her face shrinking to a skull, malnutrition slowly shrivelling her two-year old body. The orphanage staff call her room the "dying room", and they have abandoned here for the very same reasons her parents abandoned her shortly after she was born. She is a girl. http://www.tibettruth.com/birthcontrol.html http://www.gendercide.org/case_infanticide.html http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/574.htm
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.bestonlinecoupons.com" The SunWow! Im lost for words really. I woke up today with the sun on my face for the first time in 2 months. Ive seen more rain in the last 2 months than I think I have in my entire life. So ... so far the day is off to a good start June 20 What would you regret?Question: If you knew that you were going to die at 3:00 tomorrow afternoon... what are the things you regret not doing with your life? Most people that I've aked so far have been unable to answer this question. Think about it .. I'd be curious to know your answer. Me rambling on and on and on.... again
This just popped into my head outta no where... " Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children " I heard that in a move when I was 15 and it stuck with me. 10 years later I realize how true it is as I now have three Angels of my own. To them Mommy is knower of all , fixer of all and giver all. I remember how utterly afraid I was when I was pregnant with my first child . Afraid I wouldnt know what to do when he cried , afraid I wouldnt be able to be a good parent, afraid that this little tiny life was MY responsibility and I didnt know what I was going to do with my own life let alone someone elses. But the moment he was born .. the very first instant I saw him a sudden rush, a feeling that I had never had before in my life , a calm that is indescribable came over me. I knew that everything was going to be ok. I knew this tiny little life needed me and I suddenly realized how strong I could be. The fear was gone and replaced by the unsurmountable love that only a mother can feel for the warm little bundle she now holds in her once empty arms. Its funny really .. that something that I never knew I even wanted ended up being the greatest gift I could ever get. My three little angels. ( hopefully soon to be 4 little angels .. crossing my fingers ) Its Official IM A BSG ADDICTHoly Bejeebers! Thats the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of the new version of the 1980's show Battlestar Galactica. Never have I ever been so shocked by a season finale. I am beyond amazed at the quality of the new show as it has far surpassed any possible expectation i might have had. I vaguely rememberd the show from when I was a child and was a little thrown off at first by the gender swap of a few key characters. I like the changes and I think they affect the dynamics of the in a positive way. Cant wait to see more NEED MORE BSG NEED MORE NOW!! June 19 What To WriteBusy Busy Busy ... its funny really, I quit working 8 to 5 to be a stay at home mom and Ive never been busier. One little one running here.. one little one running there. Life is good though. Cant imagine not being at home. I feel bad for parents who do have to leave their little ones in day care or with a sitter. Not knocking parents who do put their kids in daycare or leave em with a sitter BUT if anyones gonna be teaching primary colors or the alphabete to my little ones I prefer it to be me. After all when my kids are grown im sure they really wont care or remember how much $$ mom brought home Dec 12 2004 BUT im sure they will remember that mom loved them enough to put them first and her career last. May 12 Hi My Name Is Chantel And Im A Stargate Addict!!My favorite shows in the entire world is Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis ! Ive been a dedicated watcher for coming on 9 seasons now. I Love it ...cant get enough. I can sit here and chatter on and on and on about how awesome the show is or I can tell yo to juat go watch it and find out for yourself.!! Or go the the greatest Stargate Forum in the world.. WWW.Stargaterebellion.net Everything and anything youd want to know about the show .. and lots of friendly folks too. Did I mention my borderline obsession with a certain archiologist? Dr. Daniel Jackson played by the great Canadian actor Mr Michael Shanks ... *drools* |
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