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If i dont have a cup of coffee in my hand im either asleep or dead!! " If it looks funny , smells funny and moves ... you probibly shouldnt touch it ! "
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The World Through My Eyes

Tagline? Whats a Tagline? OH !! This Is A Tag Line ... DUH!
March 07

I think your the father of one of my kids.....

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her. So
he says, "Do you Know me?"


To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."


Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"



She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No idiot, I'm your son's math
teacher."
 
meh... thought it was a cute story.
March 06

Justifiable Homicide

Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.

 The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"


Sarah then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I
can't
give

you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose
my

license; they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things
will happen! No, you absolutely can NOT have any cyanide!"



Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband
in

bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the
picture

and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription."

August 30

So You Think Gas Is Expensive???

You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?  Makes one think, and puts
things in perspective.
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........$10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...... $ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ............. $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ....... $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ......... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .........$123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ............... $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ................ $84.48 per gallon

this is the REAL KICKER......
Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 ........ $21.19 per gallon.
$21.19 FOR WATER! .and the buyers don't even know the source. But
then again Evian spelled backwards is naïve.
So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run
on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!!
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump.  :)
August 13

Little Known Facts

FUNNY FACTS:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 
:)
July 27

Alcohol

Im not really a drinker myself ...  actually im the kinda gal that would get drunk by sniffing the bottle cap. BUT for those of you that do enjoy the occasional ( or frequent ) Brewski .. Im sure you'll appreciate these...

 

 

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink

I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think

about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes

and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out

of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say

to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their

dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell

happened to your bra and panties.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're

going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcoho! l may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

I think not." < B>

~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,

we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all

get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants

us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Without question, the greatest invention in the

history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

wheel was also a fine invention, but the ! wheel does

not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation
in a can!

~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,

of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining
the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo

can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when

the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones

at the back that are killed first This natura! l selection is

good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the

regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the

slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we

know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

July 23

Weeeeeeeell

Well I've up and quit my full blast excersise regime. Turns out the reason Ive been feeling so porky lately is..... you guessed it ... PREGNANT YIPPIE. Im 6 Weeks and 2 days as of today. Im so excited!! This will be baby number 4 !!SO for now the full blast excersise routine is on hold and I'm dusting off the Kathy Smith Pregnancy workout for the last time. I've been feeling unbelievably sick so far  ... so maybe even that will have to wait till the sickness subsides. I have the feeling that I'm having another little girl.  I was REALLY sick with my last daughter and not at all sick with either of my boys. SO wish me luck ... LOL I think Im gonna need it.
 
 

Why?

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They
happen to walk by the condom display! , and the boy asks, "What are
these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday,
ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are
these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking
up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are
for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
July 02

Canada Day

So Canada day has come and gone... and Im now deaf due to the unbelievable loudness of the 45 min fireworks show that was held at Budmiller Park this past evening. I tried to get a few pictures of the unbelievable show BUT my camera started blinking " low battery " and all i got were two crappy photos of fireworks that had already burnt out. Which really is a shame because they Canada Day Committee REEEEEEEEEALLY outdid themselves this year. IT WAS AWESOME. Best year yet in my opinion!!
June 21

One Reason To Be Thankful For Being Born In Canada

 Since 1995 over 15 million babys have been sentenced to death in Chinese orphanages. Their only crime being born a girl. 9 out of 10 babys will be dead within one year of arriving at the orphanage. This is a direct result of china's one child policy. Familys prefer to have a boy. If a girl is born shes frequently drowened, suffocated or left in markets.

   " The Dying Rooms " was an undercover journey to expose the tragedy and inhumanity of the life and death in Chinas state orphanages.

Mei-ming has lain this way for 10 days now: tied up in urine-soaked blankets, scabs of dried mucus growing across her eyes, her face shrinking to a skull, malnutrition slowly shrivelling her two-year old body. The orphanage staff call her room the "dying room", and they have abandoned here for the very same reasons her parents abandoned her shortly after she was born. She is a girl.

When Mei-ming dies four days later, it will be of sheer neglect. Afterward, the orphanage will deny she ever existed. She will be just another invisible victim of the collision between China's one-child policy and its traditional preference for male heirs. She is one of perhaps 15 million female babies who have disappeared from China's demographics since the one-child-per-family policy was introduced in 1979.

Yet Mei-ming's brief and miserable life may not have been in vain. Before she died, she was discovered by a British documentary team that entered her orphanage posing as American charity fund-raisers. The footage the team shot, through a concealed camera, would provide the first video evidence of the existence of dying rooms. And when the documentary, The Dying Rooms, was shown in Britain in June, over the protest of China's embassy in London, little Mei- ming's dying cries for help were heard around the world.

Two years ago, the South China Morning Post gave the world evidence of dying rooms at Nanning orphanage, in the Guangxi autonomous region. Staff and regular visitors freely admitted that 90 percent of the 50 to 60 baby girls who arrived at the orphanage each month would end their lives there. Nanning orhanage was then overhauled, and the dying rooms there ceased to exist. Sadly, though, the British team's harrowing report suggests that attitudes toward baby girls so prevalent at Nanning two years ago are rife elsewhere.

The birth of a girl has never been a cause for celebration in China, and stories of peasant farmers drowning new born girls in buckets of water have been commonplace for centuries. Now, however, as a direct result of the one-child policy, the number of baby girls being abandoned, aborted, or dumped on or- phanage steps is unprecedented.

It is impossible to overstate both how crucial the one-child policy is to China's stability and how rigidly it is enforced. Everyone agrees that if the population, already at 1.2 billion, is allowed to grow, the result will be economic collapse, environmental ruin, famine.

But while most Chinese citizens can accept the mathematics of the problem, the population continues to rise. Every year, some 21 million children are born. In March, President Jiang Zemin was forced to set new, tougher population-control policies and tougher punishments for those who ignore them.

According to author Steven W. Mosher, coerced abortions, sometimes just days before the baby is due, are now commonplace, as are reports of enforced sterilization and of hospitals fatally injecting second babies shortly after their birth. This means, Mosher says, that "however overcrowded China's orphanages are now with baby girls, the problem is going to get worse. Very much worse."

For Kate Blewett, producer of The Dying Rooms, the investigation was a journey into the heart of darkness: "I did not know human beings could treat children with such contempt, such cruelty. Some of the orphanages we visited were little more than death camps."

To proect those who helped the team gain access to orphanages and whom Blewett interviewed, the documentary does not riamc any of the orphanages In one, a dozen or so baby girls sit on bamboo benches in the middle of a courtyard. Their wrists and ankles are tied to the armrests and legs of the bench. A row of plastic buckets is lined up beneath holes in their seats to catch their urine and excrement. The children will not be moved again until night, when they will be lifted out and tied to their beds.

"They had no stimulation, nothing to play with, no one to touch them," says Blewett. In one scene, a handicapped older boy walks up to one of the girls tied to a bench and begins head-butting her relentlessly. The girl doesn't move or make a sound. Such is the lack of stimulation for the children that few of them will ever learn to speak. An endless rocking is the only exercise, the only stimulation, the only pleasure in their lives.

An official of the orphanage tells Blewett that last year, the orphanage had some 400 inmates. They were kept five to a bed in one airless room. The summer temperatures soared to around 100 degrees. In a couple of weeks, 20 percent of the babies died. "If 80 children died last summer, there should be 320 left," Blewett says to one of the assistants, "but there don't appear to be more than a couple of dozen children here. Where are the others?" The girl replies; "They disappear. If I ask where they go, I am just told they die. That's all. I am afraid to ask any more."

Brutal neglect is the common theme of many of the orphanage scenes. In one sequence, a lame child sits on a bench near the orphanage pharmacy. It is full of medicines, but none of the staff can be bothered to administer them. The child rocks listlessly back and forth. The camera focuses on her vacant face, trails down her skinny body, and settles on her leg. It is swollen with gangrene. The worst orphanage, the home of Mei-ming, was in Guangdong, one of the richest provinces in China. When the documentary team arrived, there were no children to be seen or heard. Then from under one of the blankets laid over a cot. there was the sound of crying. Lifting the blanket and unwrapping a tied bundle of cloth, Blewett found a baby girl. The last layer of her swaddling was a plastic bag filled with urine and feces. The next cot was the same, and the next and the next. Many of the children had deep lesions where the string they were tied with had cut into their bodies. One child, described by staff as "normal," was suffering from vitamin B and C deficiencies, acute liver failure, and severe impetigo on her scalp. All the non-handicapped children were girls.

The Chinese government was approached several times, both in Beijing and at its London embassy, to provide comment or an interview for the film. Eventually, the documentary's producers received a two-page letter from the London embassy.

"The so-called dying rooms do not exist in China at all," the letter read. "Our investigations confirm that those reports are vicious fabrications made out of ulterior motives. The contemptible lie about China's welfare work in orphanages cannot but arouse the indignation of the Chinese people, especially the great number of social workers who are working hard for children's welfare."

The day after the program was shown, questions were raised in the House of Commons about China's one-child policy and its dying rooms. Predictably, however, no one has raised the subject of providing massive aid for a collapsed and famine-ridden China in the event of its population rising to, say, 2.4 billion if this generation is allowed to have two children per family.

"We don't want to criticize the one-child policy," says Blewett. "But we want to focus on the problems it is causing which can be solved." The documentary features a tour of a privately run, locally funded orphanage where the children are happy, healthy, and loved. "We were very keen to show what can be done with the right attitude," says Blewett. "No child should suffer the kind of neglect we filmed."

http://www.tibettruth.com/birthcontrol.html

http://www.gendercide.org/case_infanticide.html

http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/574.htm

 

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The Sun

Wow! Im lost for words really. I woke up today with the sun  on my face for the first time in 2 months. Ive seen more rain in the last 2 months than  I think I have in my entire life. So ... so far the day is off to a good start 

June 20

What would you regret?

Question: If you knew that you were going to die at 3:00 tomorrow afternoon... what are the things you regret not doing with your life?

Most people that I've aked so far have been unable to answer this question.  Think about it .. I'd be curious to know your answer.

Me rambling on and on and on.... again

   

   This just popped into my head outta no where...

" Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children "  I heard that in a move when I was 15 and it stuck with me. 10 years later I realize how true it is as I now have three Angels of my own. To them Mommy is knower of all , fixer of all and giver all.

   I remember how utterly afraid I was when I was pregnant with my first child . Afraid I wouldnt know what to do when he cried ,  afraid I wouldnt be able to be a good  parent,  afraid that this little tiny life was MY responsibility and I didnt know what I was going to do with my own life let alone someone elses. But the moment he was born .. the very first instant I saw him a sudden rush,  a feeling that I had never had before in my life , a calm that is indescribable came over me.   I knew that everything was going to be ok. I knew this tiny little life needed me and I suddenly realized how strong I could be. The fear was gone and replaced by the unsurmountable  love that  only a mother can feel for the warm  little bundle she now holds in her once empty arms. Its funny really .. that something that I never knew I even wanted ended up being the greatest gift I could ever get. My three little angels. ( hopefully soon to be 4 little angels .. crossing my fingers )

Its Official IM A BSG ADDICT

Holy Bejeebers! Thats the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of the new version of the 1980's show Battlestar Galactica. Never have I ever been so shocked by a season finale. I am beyond amazed at the quality of the new show as it has far surpassed any possible expectation i might have had. I vaguely rememberd the show from when I was a child and was a little thrown off at first by the gender swap of a few key characters. I like the changes and I think they affect the dynamics of the in a positive way. Cant wait to see more NEED MORE BSG NEED MORE NOW!! << ME! The Sci Fi Nerd!

June 19

What To Write

  Busy Busy Busy ... its funny really, I quit working 8  to 5 to be a stay at home mom and Ive never been busier. One little one running here.. one little one running there. Life is good though. Cant imagine not being at home.

  I feel bad for parents who do have to leave their little ones in day care or with a sitter. Not knocking parents who do put their kids in daycare or leave em with a sitter BUT if anyones gonna be teaching primary colors or the alphabete to my little ones I prefer it to be me.

  After all when my kids are grown im sure they really wont care or remember how much $$ mom brought home Dec 12 2004 BUT im sure they will remember that mom loved them enough to put them first and her career last.

May 12

Hi My Name Is Chantel And Im A Stargate Addict!!

My favorite shows in the entire world is Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis ! Ive been a dedicated watcher for coming on 9 seasons now. I Love it ...cant get enough.  I can sit here and chatter on and on and on about how awesome the show is or I can tell yo to juat go watch it and find out for yourself.!!  Or go the the greatest Stargate Forum in the world.. WWW.Stargaterebellion.net Everything and anything youd want to know about the show .. and lots of friendly folks too. Did I mention my borderline obsession with a certain archiologist?  Dr. Daniel Jackson played by the great Canadian actor Mr Michael Shanks ... *drools*

 

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